The world according to Tim - Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

All about me. ME me ME me ME!

want to rant back at me in private? email me at +b0l|n@terravirtua.com (translated into leetspeek to foil the goddamn shit-wrapped-in-skin spammers and their army of evil spambots bent on world domination. my name is "tim bolin" and if you cant figure out my address from that, chances are good youre too damn stupid for me to be bothered with you anyhow)...

disclaimer: if something ive said here offends you, save yourself the trouble of emailing me, because i really dont give a rats ass. just as soon as you start paying for my bandwidth, you can tell me what i can and cant say. until then, toughen up or fuck off. better yet, go get your own website and bitch about me there. i still wont care, but it might make you feel better.

im not big on being photographed, but this is pretty close to what i look like:

Age: 34

Sex: yes, please

Location: economically devastated Plano, Texas... a suburb of Dallas