but this has to be one of the weirder ones... a masturbating, shaving, oiling, penis-pumping judge... of course, all that just makes him pervy, which im ok with, its america after all... what im NOT ok with is the idea of a judge doing this AT THE BENCH DURING A MURDER TRIAL...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

lots of other takes on this can be found by googling judge masturbate pump...