had a really weird dream last night... maybe my subconscious buddha is trying to tell me something... anyhow, i found myself in a japanese temple, sitting across from a kung-fu master shaolin monk dude, complete with dots on his forehead and all... between us sits a glass of water... the monk guy holds his hand out toward the glass and spouts this weird 5-7-5 at me...

some would say this glass
is half full, or half empty...


(then scowling, he takes the glass and thrusts it towards me)

what glass?! just drink, bitch!

i woke up laughing, thinking that was strange as hell, pretty funny, and almost even profound :)