im wondering how long it will take before im told to remove my personal portable savior from my office cubical tomorrow... if i had to guess, id say somewhere between 60-120 seconds from the time i put it on my desk...

the company i work for has a strict NO FUN ALLOWED policy: if youre having fun, YOURE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH, thats their motto... ive never in my life worked for a more humorless group of people... which is amazing considering i work for the hospitality industry, supposedly made up for the friendliest, most outgoing people on the planet...

clearly my employer is the exception that proves the rule...

actually, when i think about it, what it really does is prove what we've all suspected... that the cheery smiles and chipper voices of all those flight attendants, hotel front desk clerks, bellhops, valets, etc are nothing more than hollow soulless bullshit designed to cover for the fact that they could really give a shit whether you have a pleasant stay (and most likely hope you dont)...

god damn i hate this industry... at least in telecom the people are honest about not giving a shit about you...