Ok so I've decided I needed to start working out again, especially because I gained some weight when I quit smoking... and I decided to start going in the morning, because its so fucking busy every goddamn evening.

So I pop out of bed this morning and head straight to the gym. I'm thinking, its 9am. How busy could it be? Most people will be at or on their way to work.

Fuck no.

Its WORSE than in the evening. EVERY GODDAMN ELIPTICAL had someone on it. All 30+. Seriously. Oh oh wait, there's ONE that isn't taken! I rush over to it and get my shit ready... which is when I notice that the bookstand is broke off on this one. Nowhere to put my kindle. MOTHERFUCKER. Now, does even ONE of the assholes on the 4 machines on either side have a book or anything else on the bookrest?

Fuck no.

Sigh fuck this shit, I'm just going to buy a gym-quality eliptical and be done with it.