Cher 'to play Catwoman' in next Batman film (Telegraph)

...then someone has to die. slowly, and with as much pain as possible.

frankly, given how kickass awesome the last two movies were, i think this is probably false. it has to be. HAS to be. theres just... no fucking way this can be true.

edit: holy shit, just read the rest of the article and theyre saying johnny depp as the riddler!

i cant decide which is worse, the idea of cher and johnny depp in the next batman movie, or the idea of catwoman and the riddler in the next batman movie.