ive gotten some pretty incomprehensible spam in the past, but this one takes the cake...

My factory is the enterprise of speciality manufacturing soft door curtain and shutter, and the use is extensive to the two-way transparent soft door curtain of activity of production, and to be international(ly) at present time generally acknowledged(ly) optimum completelys cut off the installation. Many kinds of functions such as that the soft door curtain possesses transparent(ly) is soft and it is cold to separate and heat insulation, separating noise, clean dust, driving the mosquito fly, protecting against the wind, guarding against the insect, guarding against the rare delicacy, setting fire to, protecting corrosion and guards against static electricity and guards against lampblack and guards against the ultraviolet ray etc. This product can replace the wind curtain, can and the air-condition coordinate to use, having lengthened the service life of air-condition, and having practised thrift the sources of energy, and reduces to consume, and to your to send pure and fresh(ly) elegant work environment. This product still can be done various table-board, replacement glass mesa, and the warm summer of winter is cool, and has elasticity and still can do heat preservation and the anticorrosive spacer and at a high speed to roll up door and door curtains etc voluntarily. It is convenient that this product is installed simply and is changed, once throwing in over a long period of time to profit by, and adds a little to rinse, and namely can be brightly if new. You can enjoy to come or go to see and have something made to order and the installation free of charge and service telephone making an appointment and being on call at ang hour.

im sorry but... wtf??

"protecting against the wind, guarding against the insect" sounds like the sequel to crouching tiger, hidden dragon or something...

i mean, ive read this thing like 5 times now and i STILL dont know what the fuck it is they are selling... maybe i should enjoy to come or go to see and have something made to order...

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