the building i work in has a pretty small men's restroom... just one urinal, and two stalls. i went in to take a leak and the urinal and one stall were occupied, so i head into the second stall, to find:



i mean, seriously... WTF? the photo doesnt really do it justice, this thing had to be at least a dozen layers thick...

im sure this was the handiwork of the same guy that wraps the doorhandle in a little OCD-cocoon of about a dozen paper towels and LEAVES THEM THERE all the time...

considering the serious level of toilet-wrappage overkill going on here, ive got to believe this guy MUST have been right on the edge of shitting his pants before he would resort to sitting on a public crapper... and even then probably did his best to levitate above that half-roll of protective paper. i know its wrong to laugh at crazy people, but... the thought of this dude desperately fighting a losing battle against his asshole while he meticulously adds just "ONE MORE LAYER OH MY GOD ONE MORE I CAN GET ONE MORE ON THERE OH SHIT I THINK I HALF A TURD IS POKING OUT BUT OH MY GOD IT ISNT THICK ENOUGH YET I THINK I CAN GET ONE MORE LAYER OH GOD OH NO OH GOD I CANT!" cracks me up...