Welcome to Christianistan!

Ladies, what's the Jesus-approved version of a burka? better find out because youre gonna be wearing one soon!

no goddamn wonder the muslims want to wipe us out... theyve seen how the so-called "free" country of america is overrun by busybody christians with their noses buried in everyones asses, and probably figure (CORRECTLY) that those same motherfuckers wont be content to only get up in the business of their fellow countrymen, OH NO... once theyve completely removed any illusion of a secular government, seperation of church and state, and freedom of religion (and freedom in general) from america, theyll turn their taliban-wannabe faces outwards, ready to turn the REST of the world into Christianistan...

oh yes, those muslims know ALL ABOUT how religious nutballs operate and they know very well theyre looking at a future rival for global religious domination from Christainistan...

so now, those sneaky stormtroopers for jesus have managed to take time out from getting up in the gay's business, stamping out adult american's freedom to use the internet to get their porn on (or use a dildo), and propositioning underage male congressional aides (just like religious nutjobs everywhere, the leaders of Christianistan rarely practice what they preach) to attach anti-online-gambling language to a must-pass port security bill (which is another example of why a line-item veto is needed, not that i think the Ayatollah of Christianistan would actually veto it)...

so now im in the uncomfortable position of having to choose between Christianistan and the United Pussies of America in the upcoming midterm elections. i really REALLY dont want to live in Christianistan, but at the same time, i really REALLY dont want the snatch-faced crybabies in power... either way, we're in deep shit, and either way, religious fanatics will destroy america... either the jesus-troopers if they win, or the jihadists if they dont.

sigh im giving serious consideration to moving somewhere else in the world... i wont do it of course, but i really never thought id ever find myself in the position to even consider it. i dont want to be around when the Prophet Incarnate takes over.