Ultraviolet really takes the cake... my god, this movie is so bad it actually gives battlefield earth a run for its money... i mean, im not sure you can even make a movie this bad by accident... i think youd have to sit down and say "hey, you know what? lets make the shittiest damn movie on earth! not a run of the mill bad movie, OH NO! im talking a REAL STINKER. the kind of movie youd laugh at if you werent too busy trying to claw your eyes out!"

yes, its that bad.

please, save yourself a few hours out of your life, and take a pass on this movie. youll be sorry if you dont.

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OMFG... im actually coming back to edit this post... because my mind is still reeling from how horrible this movie was... i mean... O M G. its got fucking FLAMING SWORDS in it even. flaming. swords. this movie sucks ass like no movie has ever sucked ass before. i take it back, its actually WORSE than battlefield earth. at least battlefield earth had john travolta shooting the legs off of cows. thats funny. this movie, its got nothing but suck. all suck all the time. id rather be slathered in crisco and dropped naked into the middle of a pound-me-in-the-ass prison rec yard riot than have to suffer through a movie that shitty again.